Doomsday Stewed Salted Fish

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Chapter 5. (2/2)

Gu Fan wanted to laugh. Was the little girl envious of her?

“I know how to make breast enlargement pills. Do you want it? I’ll give you one for free.” Gu Fan walked over and asked in a low voice.

Qingteng blushed as if she didn’t expect her to say such a thing, then she straightened her face and snorted: “I don’t need it.”

After saying that, Qingteng stomped downstairs.

Gu Fan then followed.

During the meal, except for Xinghe and Taishan, Meng Lianying, Fenghuo, and Qingteng seemed to dare not look directly at Gu Fan anymore, and they didn’t know what they were feeling guilty about.

Gu Fan looked calm. In her eyes, no matter how strong these five people were, they were just little kids with simple hearts.

After dinner, Qingteng stayed at the villa, Xinghe and Taishan went shopping, and Meng Lianying and Fenghuo accompanied Gu Fan to move the alchemy furnace.

There were six cars of different styles parked in the garage. Gu Fan asked Meng Lianying: “How many points do these cars need?”

Fenghuo rushed to introduce: “Materials are in short supply, and technology is advancing rapidly under pressure. Now all the bases drive pure solar electric vehicles. We have enough merit points, and we buy cars worth tens of thousands. If it is just for ordinary transportation, a better five or six thousand points, you can also buy it for two or three thousand points.”

Gu Fan pointed to the only off-road vehicle.

Meng Lianying: “This is the most advanced six-seater combat vehicle available on the market. It is driven by both electric and fuel engines. Its body is bulletproof and resistant to normal supernatural attacks. The price is one million merit points.”

Fenghuo: “There is a reason why it is expensive. A person with special powers will be more powerful if they own this kind of car. If an ordinary person buys one, if there is an accident at the base one day, this kind of car can save their life.”

Gu Fan could only admire it.

Many things from people on Earth can be used as magic weapons.

Since they were leaving the base, the three of them got into the off-road vehicle. Meng Lianying drove, Fenghuo sat in the passenger seat, and Gu Fan sat in the back. This was the fairest way.

Leaving the main city, the road leading to the base’s entrance was wide and sparsely populated. Meng Lianying was driving at a fast speed. Gu Fan looked at the rapidly retreating scenery on both sides and had the illusion of flying with a sword.

Of course, she couldn’t wield a sword. She had only used the Shunfeng Sword of a certain senior sister.

There is a paper crane in the storage jade bracelet that can only be driven by spiritual power. Unfortunately, it is too slow and cannot be used in the base. It is useless outside the base because it catches up with flying monsters at once.

The mercenaries can enter and leave the base very freely and will be released after a simple identity check.

Gu Fan pointed to a place casually.

Arriving at an abandoned park, Gu Fan was the first to run behind a broken wall and quickly released her alchemy furnace.

When Meng Lianying and Fenghuo came over, they saw a black alchemy furnace standing steadily on the grass. It was about one meter high and had a three-layer furnace body. The upper two layers were thin and long gourd-shaped, and the bottom layer was a big belly; four flying dragons were carved around it, with their tails hanging down from the ground, raising the furnace body above the ground.

“Good guy, did your grandpa make it?” Fenghuo curiously circled the alchemy furnace and knocked on it, trying to determine the material of the alchemy furnace.

Gu Fan skillfully deceived them: “Maybe so. Ever since I can remember, there have been several alchemy furnaces at home. I chose this one after I learned how to make alchemy.”

Fenghuo opened the furnace cover, and there was another cave inside, which was complicated and complex.

After understanding the structure of the alchemy furnace, Fenghuo was eager to try it and asked Gu Fan: “Can you show us your skills first? I am so curious about alchemy. Among the gods in Journey to the West, I like Taishang Laojun the best.”

Gu Fan: “Tai Shang Laojun?”

Fenghuo blinked: “It’s a fairy tale. I’ll find it for you when I go back. You can make an elixir first.”

Gu Fan explained: “Alchemy requires herbs, here…”

She looked around and found no usable medicinal herbs. However, when Gu Fan was wandering further afield in the first half month, she found several medicinal herbs that also existed in the Cultivation Continent, so she was full of confidence in continuing her career on Earth.

“There are no herbs. How about pulling out a few weeds and trying them?” Meng Lianying was also very curious. “Anyway, we just look at the process. The result is not important.”

Gu Fan smiled and decided to satisfy them.

She pulled out a few weeds and put them into the alchemy furnace, telling them to be alert to the surroundings. She sat cross-legged on the ground. The fire spirit power was running, and a cluster of golden-red flames suddenly appeared under the alchemy furnace.

Gu Fan could control the temperature of the flames at will, and the flames also showed different colors.

Five minutes later, a puff of black smoke suddenly appeared from the top of the stove.

Gu Fan put away the flames and said helplessly: “The medicinal properties cannot be combined and the elixir cannot be made.”

Fenghuo opened the lid of the alchemy furnace, and there was only a dark paste inside.

Curious, Fenghuo touched his chin and asked Gu Fan: “I can also set fire, so can I also make elixirs?”

Gu Fan said: “Do you know herbs? Do you know the medicinal properties of various herbs? Do you know what temperature each herb requires?”


He doesn’t know and doesn’t want to memorize these. Ancient poems are okay, but asking him to memorize those complicated medicinal properties will give him a headache!

Seeing that he had given up the idea, Gu Fan breathed a sigh of relief.

Fenghuo doesn’t want to learn, and she doesn’t want to teach yet. How can she not understand the truth of teaching a disciple to starve the master to death?

The author’s side story:

Lu Ya : I think all of your talents can play a better role.

Gu Fan : No need!

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