Salted Fish Transmigrated Into An Apocalyptic Book: Chapter 21 1/2

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Chapter 21 Part 1/2

The siren is divided into two parts, one is an infrared detector, and the other is a horn.

Both things need to be plugged in, and there are not enough sockets at home, so Lu Qiming went nearby and collected more than a dozen plug-in boards.

He started installing when he got home, and Jiang Miaomiao went to cook.

The two of them had been away for so long, and they were already starving.

Lu Qiming installed downstairs and upstairs and soon installed alarms next to all doors and windows.

As long as something comes in from the outside, whether it is a human or a zombie, they will know about it as soon as possible and take precautions.

After installing the last one, he was going to ask Jiang Miaomiao to come over to help with the test. When he turned around, he saw a bag of game CDs in the corner, and his heart was immediately itchy.

He listened carefully. The meal downstairs was not ready.

Lu Qiming put down the screwdriver and turned on the ”old machine.”

The old computer also has the advantages of the old computer. For example, because the version is too old, there is still an optical drive on it, which is just used for loading disks.

Lu Qiming controlled the mouse familiarly, and while waiting for the game to be installed, he accidentally discovered a hidden folder on the computer.

When he opened it, it was full of videos, and the picture was so blurred that he couldn’t see what it was.

The memory is not large. It looks like dozens of M, and the name is exceptional.

Public toilet one, public toilet two…

 One, swap two…

Exchange one, exchange two

Field one, field Two……

He was idle anyway, and he opened it casually, and the woman’s moans instantly filled the entire room, and the screen was full of flesh-colored.

Lu Qiming: “…”

Old pervert!

Footsteps came from outside the door. Jiang Miaomiao shouted:

“I will go down for dinner, have you prepared it? What are you doing there?”

He turned off the computer a second before she entered the door and raised his head, his eyes calm.

Jiang Miaomiao opened the door, leaned her small head, looked at him, and asked:

“Why don’t you talk, is the game installed? Let me see.”

As she said that she was about to walk over, Lu Qiming stuffed the computer into the quilt, pushed her shoulder, and walked out quickly.

“I didn’t install it yet, eat first. I’m too hungry.”

Jiang Miaomiao was at a loss, but she was starving. After eating more than a dozen bites while cooking, she was not satisfied, so she followed him downstairs.

The weather is hot, and it feels uncomfortable to be covered with zombie blood.

There were no plans to go out in the afternoon, so Lu Qiming went to the bathroom to take a bath after eating.

Jiang Miaomiao threw the dishes and chopsticks into the trash can and walked upstairs idly. At first glance, she saw the small bag that the quilt had swelled up because of the laptop.

Thinking of Lu Qiming’s strange behavior before eating, she took the laptop out, sat on the mattress, and opened it, trying to find out his secret.

A few minutes later, a blushing voice sounded in the room again.

When Lu Qiming was taking a bath, he vaguely heard a movement, and he didn’t even have time to wash off the foam, so he put on his clothes and rushed out after wiping it a few times.

Panting and pushing open the door, he said eagerly:

“You don’t want to…”

“Don’t what?”

She asked with her chin on her chin, the laptop was on her lap, and a familiar voice came out.

Lu Qiming changed his mind decisively.

“I didn’t make this video, it’s already on the laptop.”


She nodded and continued to look at the screen.

Lu Qiming was impatient, took two steps forward, grabbed the computer, and said, “Delete it.”

Jiang Miaomiao quit and protected the laptop.

“Why did you delete it? I still want to find a USB flash drive to save it.”


“Maybe these are the last few AVs of this century. It is so precious and must be preserved.”

Lu Qiming was shocked, “You…really don’t mind?”

She sighed and waved her little hand.

“Everyone is an adult, what’s the point of it, don’t you…”

Jiang Miaomiao looked at him jokingly, “Are you embarrassed? ”

“Of course I didn’t.”

Lu Qiming raised his face, seriously.

“I just don’t think I should waste my time on this kind of thing.”

“Is it? ”

She blinked, “But I don’t think the figure of the male actors in it is as good as you. ”

Lu Qiming: “… you have the vision. I seem to have brought a few USB flash drives back. Wait.

He turned and squatted to find the USB flash drive in front of the bag. Jiang Miaomiao looked at his back, feeling happy, knowing that her flattery was right.

Of course, it’s not all flattery.

The AV male actors have big stomachs, short and slumped, and fat all over their bodies. How can they compare with Lu Qiming’s long legs, narrow waist, and small hips?

As for that job…

She recalled the picture she had seen when she first met… Well, it was incomparable.

Lu Qiming found the USB flash drive and handed it to her.

She copied the video and put it in a small cardboard box next to the mattress.

This is her private treasure trove, which contains aunt towels, face creams, diamond necklaces, and now there are a few more AVS.

As long as she lives, no one can touch her treasure trove.

Lu Qiming shook his hair that had not been dried. The water splashed everywhere. He grabbed a towel and wiped it, and said:

“Let’s test it.”

Jiang Miaomiao’s cheeks were flushed, and she stuttered in surprise.

“Follow you?”


“This… although I praise you for your good figure, it is for business reasons, and it does not mean that I am willing to have a relationship with you. You’d better dispel this idea, otherwise, our friendship won’t be in harmonis anymore. ”

Jiang Miaomiao secretly squeezed the corners of her clothes and forcibly pretended to be calm.

Lu Qiming was full of black lines, “…I’m talking about testing sirens, what do you think it is?”

The room was extremely quiet, and after a few seconds, she smiled dryly to resolve the embarrassment.

“Hahaha, that’s what I said! Otherwise, what else? Let’s go, let’s go and test.”

Lu Qiming rolled his eyes, threw the towel with his body temperature into her arms, leaned closer, and said:

“I don’t like your type, so don’t be sentimental in the future.”


Whether tolerable or unbearable, Jiang Miaomiao stomped hard on his foot and ran away before returning his hand.

She almost broke Lu Qiming’s toes, and it was so painful that he held on to the wall before limping down.

The test content is straightforward, break in from every exit and see if the siren will sound.

This requires someone to go outside, and you have to apply zombie blood when you go outside. Otherwise, you will be bitten.

Both of them had taken a shower, and neither wanted to do this drudgery and looked at each other.

Jiang Miaomiao smiled, holding his arm and shaking gently.

“Brother Lu, Brother Lu… I know you are the best, the best man in the world, will you go outside? ”

Lu Qiming didn’t speak. He silently took off his shoes and socks and showed her his red and swollen toes.

Jiang Miaomiao retracted her hand consciously.

“Okay, then let’s draw lots?”

He snorted while putting on his socks.

“I installed the siren, now it’s your turn.”

“I made lunch.”

“I made breakfast.”

“I, I…”

Jiang Miaomiao wanted to find something to overwhelm him, but after searching her mind, she only found one fact – he did more than her.


She will come as soon as she comes. It’s not that she hasn’t wiped zombie blood before. It’s not a big deal to take a shower later.

Jiang Miaomiao took the knife to find the little zombie and went out with the stench all over her body.

Lu Qiming found a place to sit in the living room, watched her go around to the window, and crawled in laboriously.

It looked like a little skinny monkey with hemiplegia.

Pitiful and persistent.

He couldn’t help but chuckle and touch his toes, feeling that it didn’t hurt that much.

Jiang Miaomiao crawled in half of her body, and the siren detected her intrusion and sounded bit by bit.

The noise was so high that it could be heard even when they were taking a shower in the bathroom.

The first test is completed, followed by the second.

When the sun was about to go down, she finished testing the last window and rushed back to the villa before the zombies left the nest on a large scale.

Once again, she realized that she was not good at physical work at all. After climbing the window all afternoon, she was so tired that her limbs were soft, and she didn’t want to move while lying on the floor.

Lu Qiming walked over in clean clothes and pants, looking fresh as if showing off silently.

“came back?”

She snorted twice and rolled her face, not wanting to look at him.

“I’ve filled the water heater with water. Go take a shower. You can come out for dinner after washing.”

Jiang Miaomiao looked suspiciously and asked vigilantly: “Are you so kind?”

He boiled water for her to take a bath and took the initiative to cook. Is it worthy of his injured toe?

Lu Qiming squatted down and touched her sweaty forehead.

“We’re partners who help each other, aren’t we?”

Yes, they are partners.

Jiang Miaomiao was moved and said thank you to him, got up, and dragged her tired body to take a bath.

Lu Qiming stood at the foot of the stairs, looked at her back, and said:

“By the way, I was sorting things in the afternoon and accidentally lost a bag.”


“After throwing it away, I found out that it was your clothes inside. Look at what’s missing. ”

She felt terrible when she heard the words, so she hurried to the room to check, and after a few minutes, she walked out crying without tears.

“Asshole! I don’t have any underwear left, where did you throw it?”

Lu Qiming pointed to the garbage dump in the courtyard of the villa.

After moving in, all the garbage was thrown there.

Leftovers, unwashed dishes, clothes stained with zombie blood that they are too lazy to deal with, etc., are ready to be accumulated to a certain extent and then set on fire.

Jiang Miaomiao leaned on the window sill to see where she could find the shadow of her underwear in the hill-like garbage dump.

Could it be that she can only hang in neutral in the future? Then don’t have to fray the skin. Let’s talk about where the aunt’s towel is attached?

Lu Qiming patted her on the shoulder and handed over two pairs of his boxer shorts.

“This is brand new, you can use it first. Tomorrow we will go to the supermarket and get you two dozen more.”

There is only this way.

Jiang Miaomiao took a bath with her new underwear and kept pulling at the waist of her pants while eating while stealing a glimpse of Lu Qiming’s waist.

His waist looks very thin. Why is his underwear so big? The road was empty when I walked, and the wind blew inside.

After eating and drinking, Jiang Miaomiao did sit-ups for a while and finally ushered in the most anticipated entertainment time of the day.

Lu Qiming installed a stand-alone game, which was the fighting type she was least interested in, so she played with her mobile phone by herself.

The two of them each occupied half of the mattress, immersed in their games, and had nothing to do with each other.

I don’t know how long it took. Lu Qiming had a sore neck and stretched out, asking her if she wanted to eat, but found that she had fallen asleep.

The phone screen is still on, showing game over.

She was lying on the quilt with a pillow in her arms, probably eating in her dream and choking from time to time.

“What a pig.”

Lu Qiming continued to play the game but couldn’t help but glance at her.

He simply turned off the laptop, took out the quilt and covered her, smelled the scent of her hair, and fell asleep.

It was another terrible time to get up at seven o’clock in the morning.

Lu Qiming called Jiang Miaomiao to get up on time, but the latter hugged the quilt and refused to let go.

“Is it okay to take a day off today? I was so tired yesterday that my legs were almost broken, woo woo…”

“We’re going to the supermarket to get you underwear.”

“I’m wearing your underwear very appropriately. I don’t need to take a new one. Just let me sleep for a while. ”

“No, get up immediately, or I’ll put that little boy up.”

The little boy pointed to the little zombie locked in the room downstairs. Jiang Miaomiao didn’t believe that he would be so cruel, so she hid in the quilt and pretended to be an ostrich.

Lu Qiming turned and walked downstairs. She pricked her ears to listen to his footsteps, opened the quilt, chased him out, and surrendered.

After breakfast, the two of them pushed the cart out and went to the supermarket.

There are two tasks today, one is to replenish food, and the other is to find masks and protective clothing.

The safety of the house has been improved, and the safety of oneself must also be improved.

Jiang Miaomiao was like an old dog, following him listlessly, a few meters behind when she was inattentive.

Lu Qiming turned around helplessly, patted the cart, and said:

“You sit in.”

She was refreshed, “Is it okay?”

“You push the cart when we come back.”

“No problem!”

Jiang Miaomiao looked around and saw that no zombies were paying attention to them, so she jumped in and sat down obediently inside.

Lu Qiming pushed her through the desolate streets, walked for more than half an hour, and came to the nearest large supermarket.

Jiang Miaomiao likes to go to the supermarket the most, whether before or after the end of the world.

Food, daily necessities, clothes… everything is available. When she is bored, she can spend an afternoon in it.

What should I take back today?

She doesn’t want to eat bacon and ham anymore. Eating this kind of thing once is happiness. She eats it ten times reluctantly. After eating it for a month, she wants to vomit when she sees it.

You have to find something else delicious to adjust.

Several cars were parked crookedly in front of the supermarket, and the car’s roof was all gray. The body was splattered with black spots, which were human blood that had already dried up.

There were scattered leaflets all over the floor, and one of them was blown high by the wind and landed in Jiang Miaomiao’s arms.

She picked it up and took a look: milk is half price, 33 yuan per box, and canned luncheon meat bought two get one free.

That’s it, milk and cans.

She rolled up the flier and made a gesture to Lu Qiming, like an old lady rushing to grab a special egg early.

“Old Lu, rush for me!”

Lu Qiming rolled his eyes and pushed her into the supermarket.

Turning on the lights may attract zombies, so they groped in the dark and searched from the first row of shelves after the two of them went in.

With the previous lesson, Jiang Miaomiao resolutely kept within half a meter of Lu Qiming, wishing to stick to him and use him as a shield when she encountered danger.    

There are many valuable things here. In addition to looking for food, they also took some other useful things.

Consumables such as laundry detergent, toothpaste, toothbrushes, etc., especially underwear, don’t be afraid of taking too many of these things. Take a few dozen of each for men and women, keep them and wear them slowly.

The clothes stained with zombie blood were not easy to wash, it was easy to throw them away, so they took a few more clothes.

The weather will get hot soon, and essential things like mosquito coils and toilet water.

The cart was quickly half-filled, and the two found the food area and searched carefully.

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