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Chapter 1. (2/2)
Shi Zhi’s entire movement was fast and smooth, and the noisy surroundings were quiet.
Male idol fan: ??? What is this particular situation?
Shi Zhi twisted her eyebrows, looked down at the egg in her hand, and didn’t know what was happening.
What about her good retirement life?
However, she still walked in one direction with two eggs in her hand and finally stood still in front of a round-faced girl.
Shi Zhi opened her mouth, “This egg belongs to you?”
The round-faced girl was flushed and flushed. She smashed the eggs and scolded her, but in the crowd, they could attack each other viciously. She stood face to face with Shi Zhi and began to be timid.
The other party is so beautiful, and her scent is so fragrant. She is a pretty lady who is hard to meet in reality.
The round-faced girl seemed to have suddenly lost her courage, but she still whispered, “Yes.”
Shi Zhi, “Oh, given back to you.”
She spread out her palms, but the girl with a round face was completely embarrassed and didn’t dare reach out for it. She even stepped back two steps, saying, “…I don’t want it anymore.”
Shi Zhi classified this as a gift, “Give it to me?”
Round face girl: Hey?
“Um……”
Shi Zhi, “Thank you.”
As she said, under everyone’s weird gaze, she calmly put the two eggs into the LV bag she carried with her.
“Pretend to be a fart!”1
Shi Zhi had just put the egg in her bag, and another curse from the side broke the silence. This time, someone throws a portable mirror with sharp edges and cold light in the sun.
Compared with this, the egg just now looked very gentle, and the mirror would scratch her face if she were careless, which would be fatal to actresses who depend on their faces to eat.
The mirror didn’t get to her face.
Shi Zhi clamped the mirror with two fingers this time.
???
The surroundings became quiet again, but Shi Zhi didn’t care about their reactions, twisting her face in the mirror.
A beautiful face appeared in the mirror, very similar to her original appearance. However, it was an enhanced beauty version, which was in line with Shi Zhi’s expectation of beauty.
This undoubtedly relieved Shi Zhi. Although she hadn’t figured out the situation yet, it was like an egg and a mirror. One after another, Shi Zhi realized what was going on.
Fortunately, the appearance is beautiful, the figure… without careful research, it should also be good.
Shi Zhi did the same as before. When she walked to the girl who had lost the mirror, the girl instantly lost her anger, and even for a moment, she felt that Shi Zhi would hit her.
Shi Zhi just threw the mirror at the other party and gave a simple speech in a deep voice, “Don’t throw things around.”
At that moment, the girl seemed to feel the death gaze from her old father.
Felt terrified and persuaded.
After this series of hand-held objects, the people who had fiercely surrounded Shi Zhi unknowingly dispersed, and the assistant security guard next to Shi Zhi also rushed out of the encirclement with Shi Zhi, who had packed two raw eggs in LV.
After Shi Zhi left, a video went viral on the Internet.
This time, it was not the same overwhelming verbal abuse as before, but a series of question marks.
In the video, Shi Zhi picks up the egg with her left hand, lifts her right hand, and clamps the mirror with her fingers. The whole video is silky smooth to the extreme, and there is no trace of editing at all.
Among the question marks, someone finally uttered the doubts of all netizens.
“What’s the matter, the entertainment industry can’t get mixed up anymore, and Shi Zhi has begun to develop towards the acrobatic world?”
Not to mention, this acrobatics is really good and very exciting. It is completely unexpected that Shi Zhi has such a talent.
…
After being verbally abused for several days, the master who has suddenly been quietly developing acrobatics in the hearts of netizens is now sitting on the bench with a serious face.
When Shi Zhi was frantically cueing through her old company an hour ago, a mechanical reminder sound finally appeared in her mind. As an ex-employee, Shi Zhi was already familiar with this sound, as was the school’s class bell. It belongs to the sound of the system.
To understand the situation with the system, Shi Zhi didn’t even care about the so-called company boss, so she hurried back to this body’s residence.
The system did explain it.
Shi Zhi’s world is a counterattack on Shuangwen in the entertainment industry. In this novel, the heroine Shuangwen rebounded and embarked on a route of meeting gods, meeting buddhas, and killing buddhas after experiencing the Internet blackout and mad attacks by male idol fans. Thus, she successfully embarked on the pinnacle of her life.
Shi Zhi asked, “But what does this have to do with me?”
She knows that retirees like her will be placed in a small world if they do not return to the real world. She has read many similar online articles and even completed corresponding tasks.
But what’s the point of telling her that the background is so detailed?
She is here to retire.
Although Shi Zhi had already had bad predictions, the system revealed that she was the female protagonist, Shuangwen. When she was in the trough period before her rise, Shi Zhi still couldn’t help but want to scold someone so badly.
She took a deep breath, “I applied to contact the headquarters, and now there is an error, which differs from the conditions I requested.” Not only is it different, but there is not much that Shi Zhi expected.
At this time, Shi Zi still had little expectation of the Quick Transmigration Bureau’s conscience. Such a big department, with such an obvious loophole, would not be so dark and shameless, right?
The system was silent for a while, and after a while, it said, [Not much difference, good looks, good figure, money…]
Shi Zhi pointed hard at the empty rental house with few furnishings. There was still a basin on the ground that was leaking water, so let the system think about it clearly before talking.
When introducing the background of the original body, Shi Zhi felt that this Shuangwen heroine was facing one of the black spots, which was so outrageous that the rich were suspected of taking care of it.
Live here if you are kept?
After the system stops, it tells Shi Zhi that there will be money, and even Shi Zhi will become the wealthiest man. As long as she tore and stepped on it quickly, after following the path of the heroine Shuangwen, she would be discovered by the butler and asked to return to inherit the inheritance.
Shi Zhi was wrong. She was terrible because she shouldn’t have conscientious expectations for the Quick Transmigration Bureau. There was no such thing at all. It was really black and shameless.
After they made a mistake, they didn’t intend to correct it, so they let her, an innocent retiree, pay the bill. What are the 999 tasks she did? Is there no Labor Security Bureau to take care of it?
After seeing it clearly, Shi Zhi finally tore her face2 and cursed.
It’s the first time the system has seen a woman change her face so quickly, and it doesn’t take much time to switch from a gentle employee to a grumpy old girl.
“Wait.”
Shi Zhi paused her irritability. She noticed something and walked quickly toward the kitchen stove.
Two eggs were boiled in a pan on the stove over there. The previous male idol fan had smashed them at her, and they were finally put into the LV bag.
The company took away the LV bag. The original body was jingle bells, and the company arranged the whole body appearance. The two eggs were not easy to take, so Shi Zi borrowed the staff to take out plastic bags and bring them back.
There was no food in this small, shabby house, and Shi Zhi boiled these two eggs.
In the original plot, Shuangwen heroine Shi Zhi is hit by a male idol fan with an egg on her forehead. She was embarrassed and was also photographed with ugly photos, thus beginning a bottoming out and rebounding journey to dominate the entertainment industry.
At this moment, she took out the two tool eggs from the pot and didn’t know which one had opened the original plot. She measured them one by one for a few seconds and then knocked them down towards the table’s edge.
After two successive “clicks” of the eggshell cracking, Shi Zhi looked at the eggshell in the perfect shape and the soft light-emitting protein under the light, revealing the first gratifying smile since coming here.
It’s cooked and ready to eat.
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